Episode 31: My phone protector
Hi!
Just woke up, I think I'm not human.
Because human don't wake up so late. And human are not so lazy to not blog for so long. ='X
I must be a pig or a cat. I prefer cat. ='/
Okay, haven't changed much have I? At least the way I blog.
Nonsen after nonsen.
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But what happened this morning was alot more nonsen.
Actually it have been nonsen for awhile.
I meant my brother's phone.
He has like 20 alarms on his phone to wake him up in the morning.
And the worst thing is none of them wakes him up, but every single one wakes me up.
I sleep, woke up by his alarm, try hard to fall asleep again, but in the process woke up by his next alarm. This repeats for a many times, can't count cause I'm tired and fustrated.
And the interesting thing is every alarm has a different ring tone, I wonder how he does that.
So this morning is no different, I woke up (by the alarm) and complain to him.
I said, "Walao, 你有二十个 (you have 20) alarms arhs?". That's how the groggy me speaks.
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Anyway I couldn't stand the noise, so I took his phone and brought it to the kitchen I hide it under the laundry.
Then my mum woke up. She was in the kitchen doing some house chores, then the alarm continues to ring under the laundry.
Then she said, "Aiyo, 什么声音来的, 吵死人! (What noise is that? So noisy!)".
Apparently she couldn't find the source of the noise, so she was very irritated.
And me who still can't get back to sleep was laughing at it. The kind of laughter that reminds me of my past time.
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Why? I don't know. Don't ask.
Anyway, that's about it, but not all.
When I finally fell asleep, my house phone rang and woke me up. So I went to pick up the phone, and the person on the line asked "Is this the dentist?"
I was like OMG but I said, no, wrong number.
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Yea, that's my brother's phone. The devil phone. In comparison to my phone which is so quiet and considerate, knows when not to wake me up, even if I'm running late, always allow me to have sufficient sleep. So caring. =')
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Anyway, that's a very uninteresting story from my morning which is likely to happen again. I'll recommend you to skipped that part. Although I should have mentioned it at the start. ='P
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So nothing much to blogged about in the holydays since I'm at home most of the time. Except for 2 days, MYK (Micheal Yung Kent) + WM birthday celebration and KL birthday celebration. So I shall talk about them. =')
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MYK+WM Bday:
(Ru Lai Fuo Zu . CS) appointed (Tang San Zhang . ZX) to go to (Lei Yin Shi . KEMBAWANG) to retrieve the (Sheng Jin . BBQ food). And so (Tang San Zhang . ZX) gathered his disciples (Sun Wu Kong. KL) , (Zhu Ba Jie . BQ) & (Bai Long Ma. ME) to go with him. (Sha He Shang. ???) was on MC so he didn't turn up. They woke up very early the next morning to embark on their quest. The journey is so long and although (Sun Wu Kong. KL) can summon the golden cloud to fly us to Kembawang and back to Jurong West. (Tang San Zhang . ZX) insisted that we should be sincere and not cheat, so we took the MRT instead. On the way (Tang San Zhang . ZX) got very tired from the long hours of walking and requested to sit on (Bai Long Ma. ME) but during this period of time (Bai Long Ma. ME) had an injured leg. However, (Bai Long Ma. ME) has modest character unlike (Tang San Zhang . ZX) and did not request for (Tang San Zhang . ZX) to piggy-back him. The long journey was not only long but also accompanied with a series of hard test. Which required (Sun Wu Kong. KL) to fight off (Lang Gou Jing . DOG) & (Mi Feng Jing . BEE) to protect (Tang San Zhang . ZX) and more importantly the BBQ food. The journey was interesting and funny, but definitely not fun. It was too early, too hot and too tiring. Anyhow, here's a picture to remember this hard quest I've completed so that when I look back next time, I'll realise that I've used to do such good deeds. =')
There! Another nonsen from me. I should stop doing this.
Anyway after that, we stopped at Lakeside and I lead the Kembawang group the the BBQ site. And the party begins!
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NOT! It took a long time to start the fire. So BEN thought of a method that his grandfather once told him. Which is to cook the food on the stone like how the cavemen did. So we tried although I know it won't work. But maybe, just maybe
So TADA! Here's picture for it.
So I see caveman have somethings we don't have. Nope, not skills. They have patience + an extra hot sun. Hmm, actually I have the patience. Nevermind.
Eventually we got the charcoal hot, fire started and most importantly, the food cooking and ME eating! Los! So the the fun is not so much from the eating and cooking. But the playing and chatting. And towards the end of the day, there is this group of girls with a few boys came, they settled at a corner (fitness corner) near where our BBQ pit is. Someone in our group (not me) suddenly suggest to select one person to go impress one of the girls there. Then the fame system was introduced. Where you do something correct, you + fame and you do something wrong, you - fame. High fame and the girls will like you. Low fame and the girls will avoid you. So if your fame is high, then you can go and impress the girl and if your fame is low, you have to go do something to pull up your fame. Either way you have to go. =_=,
This is the fame scoreboard which I've tallied at the end of the day., from highest to the lowest.
KL: 41 762 fames (From stripping, 'gek' muscles, do 2000+ pull ups)
WM: 750 fames (From walking around with camera to take creative pictures. wire mesh.)
ME: 33 fames (From picking up 2 piece of tissue papers and throw them into the bin)
DAV: -5 fames (From unknown reasons)
YK: -68 fames (From awkward actions on the monkey bar)
CS: Nil (Never participate)
So that is the scoreboard and it very much summarised what happened on that day. It was a great day, I've also learned more about what the JC people are going through. I know I can't totally understand it, but it's seems tough. No matter the case I believe you guys can do it and I hope you guys can do it too! So try you best ya! You'll always have your brothers backing you up! Now you just have to keep on ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK! and KILL the 'A' levels. Don't let it kill you instead. Leave the other things to us, we will bring down your distractions... Hmm... Other things like playing dota, shopping, gyming, soccer and many more. JY! ='D
Anyway an extra something for me to remember on that day was when I was busing home. Got this on the bus:
No time for long breaks JC bros! Take short breaks! Have a KitKat! Yeh! ='D
Yup! A door hanger! A important one, because it doubles my collection, and also because I like KitKat. Okay, that's not important, SKIP SKIP, let's move on to KL's Bday.
KL Bday:
Before mentioned any of the big happenings on that day. I'll talk about something small and trivia first. That's how they write good composition isn't it? The climax comes at the end. Or in the middle. At the end I guess. Hmm... Hmm... Whatever. So on KL Bday, my phone actually dropped twice. The 1st time, my phone protector protected it. The 2nd time, not so lucky. My phone protector couldn't save it. A bad omen huhs? Nope, I never thought so, I'm not superstitious. But well, I lost my phone protector that day. That very protector that protected my phone for as long as about a year (well maybe not that long). No one can protect anyone forever. There will be times where you feel unprotected (like my phone) or feel lost (like my phone protector). But at times like these, we should not give up, we will move on and believe that there are more beautiful things ahead. Don't get lost forever like my phone protector did. Something for us to think about huhs? Not really, just get another phone protector and get over with it. ='
So now, the climax! Or climaxes! Great things that happened on that very day where we celebrated KL Bday! And it happens to be on his Bday itself! We ate at Ishi Mura. Then accompanied Adel to eat at Carls Jr. Then manage to get KL a birthday yougurt. How cool is that? It's like the one and only in the world... on that day only. But still cool okays! So after that we when to watch this movie called the other guys. When I first heard it from CS, I thought it was a gay movie with sexual references. But phew, it's not, and I'll say the movie is pretty funny. Could be better though. So here's a picture for the movie we watched:
Very MAN show for the birthday MAN who just got MANer and even more MAN after watching it. ='3
The climax like nothing much huhs!? Nope! As I said the real climax comes in at the end! So, ladies and gents...
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JUL's drumroll
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My first football poster which I've pinned on the wall on KL's birthday!
PING! At the left is my BRO motorcycle poster which I think he don't care at all. Bottom left corner is my finger. The PING sound so that it seems like when I point my finger to the wall, the poster appeared suddenly. Okay, what am I saying, I'm not making any sense at all. Forget it.
Scott parker! West Ham United Hero! At least in my time, I don't care of those player I've never watched them play before. Bobby Moore, Billy bonds and... I don't know. Some players I really liked in WHUFC would be, Robert Green, Scott Parker, Mark Noble and Lars Jacobsen (He just joined the club, but I like him, I don't know why! Los!).
Anyway when I said that was the climax, I was kidding! This is not even half as important as what I am going to say next. Which are some heartfelt words from the dictionary... I meant bottom of my heart to my brother Liang! This is weird, because I know you read my blog. You'll prolly read and laugh at it! Maybe I should make it in a form of poem, so that you don't understand and cannot laugh at it.
Roses Liang
If roses are animals.
And violets are violet.
Then our brotherhood is never found.
But roses are flowers.
And violets are blue in the poem.
All I want to say is you are my brother!
By Lin Wei Xiang Gibson
Proud huhs? Use your name as the poem tittle siol! What do they call it in chinese? 已良诗名! Anyway what I'm trying to say is that you're really a good friend, good brother. Influential to me in the right way. Someone I always look up to and learn from, in many aspects, especially football nowdays. Yet at the same time I can share secrets with you despite knowing you will spill the beans sometimes! Although you quite bastard sometimes, It's really fun to bastard together too! Everyone need someone like this in his life and I'm glad to say that I have you. =')
Hmm... These are days which I will never forget in my life...
Because I've written them down on my blog, and I read my blog often! Hahas!
But seriously, they are great memories and I remember them for as long as I can. =')
Wow! Good post! Even I'm surprised. I think I am on form for blogging ad. =')
So look forward to seeing the next post yea? Hopefully it comes soon. ='/
Anyway I've changed the blog song too. To a very old song; Keep Holding On by Avril Lavigne. I remember hearing it from a blog.
And it gives the 'read a blog' feeling. So I hope you will be influenced by it and read my blog.
Well, the fact that you've read until this part means you're influenced by it already! =')
'A' levels are coming in about 30 days, so all the best to those are fighting them!
Break a leg. Break 2 if it's not enough, and if it's painful, I'll break mine for you! (I know you won't let me) =')
By by~ Xia~ ='D
