Episode 23: Fantastic fiction, lousy life


This is pretty pathetic.
I'm actually blogging on a notepad. (because somethings wrong with my internet)
And I'm uploading it later. (which I have already done)
Its surprising that I'm blogging here today.
Since school is super boring and unbloggable.
But today is different.
No, don't get the wrong meaning, school is still boring.
Its what I thought of the whole day that's interesting.

Fell off the bed this morning prolly the cause of my craze-in-thinking today. ='/
After I fell of the bed and woke up...
I immediately climbed back up and went back to sleep.
And woke up abit later. (actually alot later, turned out to be late)
Got myself I cup of plain water, placed it on the table.
Got myself some rest, sat on the chair despite being late.
And I started thinking...
About...

Alice in the wonderland! Hahas! How random human mind can be huhs? (or maybe just mine)
Alice believes in 6 impossible things before breakfast:

1. Theres a potion that can make you shrink.
2. Cake that can make you grow.
3. Animals can talk.
4. Cats can dissapear.
5. There's a place called Wonderland.
6. I can slay the Jaberwockey.

So I think and think. Although there isn't much to think of.
I came up with the 7 impossible things before lunch (7 because its more zai then Alice and lunch because I skipped breakfast)

1. I'm not late.
2. There is no school today.
3. Someone made me breakfast.
4. What's on the table is Tequila.
5. I can teleport to the bus stop. (it's so far away)
6. I can teleport to school ='D
7. I can slay the Jaberwockey (sorry I ran out of ideas)

If they are possible, I'll prolly be lying on the bed whole day long.
Won't bother teleporting at all.
No school! Cause I didn't go! Not late! Cause I'm absent!
But it ain't because I'm lazy. It's because of the tequila.
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor.
Anyway I will eat the breakfast and thanks the someone first. =')
Hmmm, about the Jaberwockey, I'll leave it to Alice to slay it.
So there you go! Gibson in the Wonderland! How boring a movie if there is to be one.




Anyway back to reality.
Still have to go to school. ='(
Still late (even later because I wasted time thinking randomly)
Still have to walk to the bus stop! Alone! No teleport! It's far!
Okay, enough of complaining.
The next interesting thinking process of the day happens when I reached the bus stop.
There is this advertisement which says:

Save the earth! Go green! Eat vegeables!

Or something like that. Anyway the point is to become vegetarian. Hmm... No... I think the point is to save the earth. Sorry... I think it's saving the earth by eating the vegetarians. ='0

The bus took freaking long before it came.
So I got much time to think, although I was playing FMH.
I can think, play PSP, see if the bus is coming and be alert for any pickpockets nearby.
They call this multitasking, but I gave it a very cool name.
I call it doing 4 things at 1 time.
Anyway back to the point about eating the vegetarians.

Since they said the most effective way to save the earth is by eating vegetables only.
And the only reason why we eat other food because it's more tasty.
At least that's my only reason.
Not like David who worries about all the different nutrients.
Nor KL who worries about protein only.
I thought it will be great if food engineers can make vegetables that taste like meat, or any other delicious food!
That way, we can save the earth and save our tummy at the same time.
Then my mind started going wild.
I started thinking of a place with all the different types of veggies with different colours, different size, different taste)
Some don't look like veggie at all. (maybe because my imagination sucks)
And and and...
The bus came. So I gave up thinking.
Cool huhs! It's like Gibson and the vegetable bus stop. Argh! Sounds like a horrible tittle for a book.




So, School, Skip... Sexy. =_=,

Got back home with lots of things to do.
Even more than before I went to school! What's the point of going to school?
Get yourself more stressed up?
Indeed! I think that's the point! Because I've gotten more stressed after that!
But I'm the kind who try to relieve my stresses before I continue to stress.
So instead of touching any of my work, I decide to watched one unwatched movie on my laptop!
So I choose Kick-Ass! Really kick-ass movie! Woots! I like the Hit-Girl! Superb!
Forget about Gibson in the wonderland!
Forget about Gibson and the vegetable bus stop!
It's time for Kick Gibson's Ass! Hmmm... no... Gibson's Ass Kicked! Uhh... Ass Gibson Kicks! Huhs? Ass kicks Gibson! Ahh... forget it.
So anyway... Gibson Kick Ass! Yeah! Cool!




So so anyway... After all these fictional stories, I really hope I'm fictional too!
Being a superhero is so cool! Kick-Ass is cool eventhough Spiderman is cooler, but who cares!? Why compare? =')
Anyway I should stop my craziness here and start to get all serious for some work! ='(
Sucks to be me ya!

Anyway won't be blogging for awhile as I have the responsibility to fight the evil exams. With great power comes great responsibility. Sucks to be the heroic me ya! ='3

Xia~ By by blog~ =')

Ho he said, Ho he smiled, Ho he laughed.
Ai vay... This is the Santa-man...
Story of Santa Clause is well-known,
but the full story was never told.

The story that tells his daily live,
People around him who made him happy.
Pasts and presents he left it here,
While he went searching for the one.

Although they share the same mission,
This man is no clause, He is a bro.
Here's the story of the bro, santa-man.
Hope you'll enjoy reading it! Ho Ho Ho...



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