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Friday, May 21, 2010

Episode 9: Nerd's way

Haro! GIB Here!

Today I am going to talk about a very important thing!
And sadly it got to do with school! Why does important things always got to do with school? ='/
Anyway it's about the fact that exams is approaching!
So here I want to wish everyone happy birthday! Hmm... I meant hmm...

Since exams are coming I have some study tips that has been on my mind for few days already.
But I was so busy and tired that I got no time to share with you guys! ='/
I'm so sorry. I'm such a bad brother! I shall be punished...
HOW? Hmm, it must not be so lenient that I laugh and forget!!! >='/
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I know! Yes, that will do.
No, don't try to stop me. There is no turning back. This will turn me to a better person.
I am going to hit myself...
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On the hand! Quite hard.
Okay... Here I go... PIAK... Ouch... ='(
So big and so red... ='(
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I meant the word! Rofl! (No laughing! Serious) =_=,

Anyway, I really hit my hand! Look:

Okay! Now that I have become a better person, I am going to share with you...
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JUL's drum roll
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The ultimate study tips! ='D I've been researching on this since 5minutes ago. So with the huge chunk of information I found over that long period of time. I have filter and summarize them into 5 simple tips! Here they are:

#1. Study

The main thing to studying is studying! If you don't study! You... Hmm... You have to study! Unless you are really really clever! Then... I hate you! Abit. If you cannot focus then request for you mum to nag at you when you don't study! I guess that will work! ='/

Study smart! That means use your brain to study! Use your brain like you never use brains b4! (okay that doesn't make sense!) Know how you study best! And use that method that works! For examples, BEN uses mind map, CS draws, and KL play PES... Hmm... doesn't seems to be good examples, but the point is there, I'm sure you get it. You are so smart! =')

Time management is very important I have been stressing on this again and again! (Did I?) Make sure you have enough time to finish revising all your topics before the exam comes! If you don't have time, then make time! You do that by setting deadlines! Earlier this week I promised myself to make a post here before the weekend, and I’m doing it, but just barely. All because I have a real deadline. See it works! ='D

#2. Health

Always look after your body! Eat healthily! Don't eat too much crab! Instead you may want to have some veggie, meat, and fish! Eat all of them so that you get all the different nutrients! To KL: Do not overdose on protien powder! Trust me! I am not a doctor! ='X

Do plenty of excercise! No sitting down! Never sit down ever! Not allowed to sit! Don't do it. If you can't bring yourself to do exercises at least try walking around... your chair! But don't sit! Okay maybe sometimes, only when you are studying! I know KL is doing pretty well in this aspect, I have no worries for you! =')

Sleep enough! Not too much, not too little! If you really can't sleep, close your eyes and count sheep! They are really effective! If you still can't sleep, then don't force yourself! Open your eyes and count the sheep, or just go back to studying agian! ='D

#3. Psychology

You must have the right mindset! Know what you really want, only then you will work hard for it! For example, I want to blog about having good results! That's why I am going to work hard to get good results and then blog about it! (Just an example not true at all). Anyway my point is to just force studying to be the key in achieving what you want! Usually it works! If it doesn't, skip this point. ='P

Be positive! Don't get all stressed up! If you are, talk to someone in hope of them cheering you up. Otherwise you can talk to me, or we can all come out and all talk together. Anyway a simple 3 step dummies guide on how to be happy:

1. Smile
2. Repeat 10x
3. Repeat step 1 and 2 if you are still not happy.

Do not compare your results with anyone! If you got 70 and someone else got 75. Don't go home and cry into your pillow! Just think that they probably spent their whole week studying at home non-stop like some crazy-people. and that you only study at home non-stop for six days like some crazy-yet-more-normal-people. ='/

#4. ???

Tip number 4 is one of the most important of all and you are already doing it! WOW! WOW! WOW! Congratulations! The tip is that you have to sometimes not study at all!

Yes! Look at all the amazing things you can do when you are not studying! Go for a run, play some games! The possibilities are endless! (Hmm, okay... I only mentioned 2)
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Read your favorite book, ring your girlfriend, ring boyfriend, don't ring me (because my phone is still out of value) ring... ring your mum (because you never call her b4 have you? Jerk), surf the net, ring your mum again, ring a stranger. (a.k.a prank call)
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But wait! There's more!
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Wait. Dance, dota, draw sheep. Go to the toilet, sit down, eat some chocolates, fart, laugh, stand up, sit down again. NO! NO SITTING!
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Last and the least visit my blog and then other people's blog! Okay, I think i should stop.
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Visit my blog again! ='D

Also, studies have shown that people who study 100% of the time will die at the age of 19. So never study 100% of the time! There is no point working so hard now, getting good grades and die next year right!? Take a break and relax! ='3

#5. Luck

Luck is also very important! So here are some tips for you! Always look into horoscope section in the newspaper or in some horoscope books and look out for you lucky food, lucky exercise and lucky sleeping position. This will ensue you to have a lucky lifestyle. =')

It's funny how we don’t realize how lucky we have been, though we always seem to realize immediately when we have been unlucky. Anyway now I am going to tell you that you are really lucky! To have a great friend like me which will offer you a good luck paper, along with a good luck redemption coupon! To increase you LUCK for the upcoming exams! Tada:

What to do:
1) Print out the good luck paper.
2) Cut out the bottom right section and give it to me, to redeem you good luck. (Basically I will tell you good luck after you did that)
3)With the rest of the paper, it can bring you good luck. Few suggestion on what you can do with it:
-Put it in your wallet and carry it along everywhere you go.
-Put it under you pillow and pray with it every night before you sleep.
-Burn it and put the ashes into the tea/water and drink it. (I personally recommend putting into the 3-in-1 riceball)
-Alternative would be eating the paper straight away. ='0
-Put on the table in hope of losing it.
-Give it to someone. =')
-Throw it at someone. ='(
-Use it to swat away flies.
-Try balancing it on your head. ='0
-Use it to impress your friends.
-Papercut your enemies. ='X
-Use it to blow you nose.
-Fan yourself since the weather is so HOT! ='/
-Level your table.
-Show it to your mum! =')
-Print 2 pieces and make a delicious good luck sandwich!
-Show it to your mum again! ='D
-Print a bunch and stash them away! =')
-Throw it into the recycle bin! =')
-Force it back into you printer. =_=,

See how much fun you can get with it! Yet you get the good luck too!? So print your good luck paper now! I am going to be really naise and not give any expiry date to the redemption of good luck. ='D

Anyway as a bonus, here is a song called: Lucky by Jason Mraz

I love this song for many reasons. One of them will be that it is going to bring you good luck. =')

So yes, that is my study tips for you guys! Hope it helps! I really wish you guys can passed all your tests and exams well. So that the next time we go out we will all be wearing happy faces! =')

Okay it's getting late! I gotta go sleep now~
By by~ 9 9~ =')

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